I read this on the layoff site and just had to share it: I think you forgot Sears Mattress store (another oddly specific store). I'm waiting for some more specific Sears stores. Sears Furniture Store would be too vague. How about Sears Chairs Store, Sears Table Store, Sears Sofa Store, Sears Recliner Store, Sears End Table Store, Sears Coffee Table Store, Sears Socks Store, Sears TV Stand Store, Etc.?storewanderer wrote: ↑January 1st, 2022, 7:59 pmWell full line means the store still has all departments represented... even if they are all shadows of what they once were.
So I am confused what is an Appliance & Mattress Store vs. what is a Home and Life Store. I guess either are corporate operated. I am surprised they do not also feature rugs.
Then the Hometown Store which can be either dealer operated or Corporate operated, I guess the idea with those is to try and open them as Corporate then find a dealer to buy them.
Or if those are not specific enough, perhaps Sears 10 Foot 7 Inches, Long Sofa Store? Or Sears Blue Vinyl Recliner With Stripes Store? Or Sears Navy Blue Recliner With Pink Stripes And Cupholder Store? Or Sears Navy Blue Recliner With Pink Stripes And Cupholder With Velour Store? Hey I can make the names as specific as you want. Let's do "Sears Shirts For People Who Are Exactly 5' 11", & Weight 196.432 Pounds Store", which would of course be different from "Sears Shirts For People Who Are Exactly 5' 10", & Weight 198.327 Pounds Store".
Of course I'm being silly, but I'm also half jokingly mocking them for having all these d-mb, bizarrely specific store concepts. I mean, we can play Scrabble here. How many different combinations can you make from the words 1. Appliances, 2. Hardware, & 3. Mattresses.
Let's see, I haven't been in math class for Years, but off the top of my head,
Sears Appliances
Sears Hardware
Sears Mattresses
Sears Appliances & Hardware
Sears Hardware & Mattresses
Sears Appliance & Mattresses
Sears Appliances, Hardware, and Mattresses.
Did I miss any? OK, since I'm being goofy, I'll randomly throw in:
Sears Appliances, Hardware, and Mattresses for people who are between 5'10" and 6' 1.5" tall, and who weight between 197.56 and 212.358 Pounds Store.
OK that's enough. I made enough fun of Sears idiotic store concepts already haha.